Hahaa... Spam. oTL


I'll put the original song title and the English translation in parentheses. I:


** Rules: using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions.
** You can't use the band I used and don't repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think!
** Repost as "my life according to (band name)".

Pick your Artist:
Rammstein ( I almost picked Queen, but I have more Rammstein songs [like, 60-something oTL] )

Your sex:
Zwitter ( Hermaphrodite )

Describe yourself:
Stripped

How do you feel:
Bestrafe Mich ( Punish Me )

Describe where you currently live:
Amerika

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Sonne ( Sun )

Your favorite form of transportation:
Benzin ( Petrol/Gasoline )

Your best friend is:
Dalai Lama

You and your best friends are:
Helden ( Heroes )

What's the weather like:
Schtiel ( Calm )

Favorite time of day:
Laichzeit ( Swimming Semen Time Spawning Time )

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Rein Raus ( In, Out related to above)

What is life to you:
Das Alte Leid ( The Old Sorrow )

Your relationship:
Mann gegen Mann ( Man against Man )

Your fear:
Bück Dich ( Bend Over )

What is the best advice you have to give:
Zerstören ( Destroy )

Thought for the Day:
Du Riechst So Gut ( You Smell So Good )

How you would like to die:
Keine Lust ( Don't feel like it )

Your soul's present condition:
Tier ( Animal )

Your motto:
Te Quiero, Puta! ( I Love You, Whore!)


Thank you for making me sound like some creepy, perverted, emo old man, Till. I:

I tag , , and... Uhhh..
I dunno. Everybody else.